Thursday, June 5, 2008

The Period

The period as pictured here: "." is a great punctuation mark. It ends sentences and it's a great way of displaying sarcasm over the internet.

For example:
"funny."
"good job."
or...
"i hate you."

When I checked into my room here, there was a carepackage from the administration awaiting me. The care package included much needed toilet paper, bread, tea biscuits, and corn flakes (which are huge here for some reason). Tea biscuits, TP, bread are all good things... corn flakes however are not. The box was massive; I can't stand eating it anymore, but I also hate wasting food.

The following is based on true events. It is totally unbiased and non-related to recent conversations between myself and Tiff. Shredded wheat is a viable alternative. Shredded wheat has a better texture than the melting sponge feel of corn flakes. Additionally, shredded wheat maintains its original crunchiness better than corn flakes. This allows for some texture contrast, such as by adding bananas or other fruits. Thirdly, shredded wheat can be eaten out of the box, whereas corn flakes... not so much.

Upcoming events:
6 June, 2008 - Radiohead at Malahide Castle, Dublin, Ireland. Big, in a castle, but expensive. Looks to be about €80.
7 July, 2008 - DJ Tiesto at Privilege, Ibiza, Spain. The worlds largest dance floor coupled with the opening event of Tiesto's 12 week residency at Privilege. Rounds out to be about €45.

1 comments:

iew said...

Holy crap you get to see DJ Tiesto?!!!!!!

AMAZINNGGGGGG.